BIKEbikeBIKEbikeBIKE!

Right there is something about motorbikes, bikes and model bikes that just attracts every person in my family and the groups of family friends! What idk because I seem to be the only person appart from my mum who is content to have a ride on the back every once in a while, they all ( EVEN THE WOMEN) have motorbikes.
In every family, in the circle of friends has a minimum of one bike. The majority have two because this bike fever has spread to the children. Not me ( good or bad thing im not too sure, im taking it as a good thing).
Yeah there FAST, but safe, not so much. 3 days after getting her provisional my sister fell off (well done). A few days ago my nan ended up in A&E to get stitches 'cause she fell off her bike(cycling somewhere?! not to sure where). My family is CRAZY, she's 70!
I think there all secretly adrenaline junkie's and love to feel dangerous. If you want to feel dangerous, RUN WITH SICCORS or WALK BACKWARDS WITH OUT LOOKING! Anything that involves pain is a BIG ( ... i really mean no freaking way EVER!)NONONO!
I like to stay bruise free, which is almost impossible thanks to the pale skin gene and being like a plum ( plums bruise ridiculously easy)no fun guys. PLUS side of being as white as your new shoe's , ZERO tanning ability. Your like a piece of paper and just reflect the sun blinding everyone who looks at you. Its not over, because you can't even fake tan because you'll look like tea stained paper that was rubbed with coffee beans, not a good look at all ( NEVER doing that again!).
I seem to avoid all of the "strangeness" of my family, appart from the humour and general personality craziness( "Crazyness" not sure how that's spelt). This has also included inheriting certain trates from the parents, such as the ability to laugh at NOTHING and get myself into a hysterical state , in about five minutes. I have also inherited awefull english skills ( my dad failed multiple times, but is in denyal that he ever does anything wrong). My mother and I currently have an ongoing competition which somehow got my sister involved for a day, but she decided we were being ridiculous , not that we ever werent?! But basically this competition is to LICK the other perons face, Target "Mum"... at the moment I have to get her back so I might make her a coffee for when she gets in 'cause I know she'll hug me for that...Then we'll be even.
There is also the whole "Keeping the family REPUTATION" thing. Now if you had a normal family you'd expect to get told to be on your best behaviour and be polite... blahblahblah... Well this "talk" goes slightly different for my family. The only way i can explain it is to tell you about my auntie's 40th. We had to travel to England and stay in the same area we had stayed in for my uncle's 40th, because the venue was the same. Last year we didn't leave in the best circumstances, we didn't pay for the hotel room, because we were woken up by road workers, my uncle made them clean his car because it had gotten a bit dirty. I bet they missed us so much.
Luckily we didn't have to stay there this time round because we were staying in a house that was being done up, someone from my family owned it but didnt live in it?! Well it was just carpet and walls with one bathroom ( that only had a working sink and toilet) and the kitchen. It was like reverse camping.
But getting to the point, the "talk" consisted of three things:
1) DRINKDRINKDRINK
2) DANCEDANCEDANCE
3) Do NOT go back sober

Im not EVER going to explain how that went, appart from saying that none of us went back sober. We most probably woke up the whole neighbourhood because we were Hysterical to the point where we got into the hallway by the front door of the house and were on the floor! Physically unable to move because were were all falling over each other laughing, once again over nothing, a talent only our family seems to have.
Yes, the hangover the next morning i could have done without. Thats how my family ROLL!