18 June 2010

The Shame!

Ok, only two exams left!! whoop.
Had the imfamous welsh writting test today. Its a dying language! Just let it rest in peace! Ha :) Well went in the hall and the usual pre-exam shabaz happened, all the rule's of what you can and cannot do were recited and here are a few things that DONT come up in the rules if you fancy trying any of them :

1) Stand up and stretch for about 30 seconds and then sit back down ( repeat as often as you want)
2) Ask for more paper around every five minutes
3) Stand up and do a 360 turn and sit back down ( repeat when you see fits )
4) Stare continuously at an invigilator, preferably one that is on your section
5) ask and invigilator a completely random question ( try and ask each one a question)
6) Write a question on the exam paper, or draw the examiner a picture and write a note saying its specifically for them ( if you know the examiner's name put that in there, I should have done this in my R.E paper because I know the examiner's name "PHIL" )

Well if you dont care about failing the exam do absolutely anything that you can think of that they havent said you cant do.

Right WELSH EXAM! I absoulutely didnt have a clue what I was doing i'd half learnt a writting frame for alcohol, smoking, drugs and healthy eating ( which I forgot so that was a waste of time) and I also learned this thing about advertising wales as a holiday VayK spot. That again was a total waste of my life because it wasn't on the exam! Just my luck. The stuff that came up was technology, mobile phone's, recycling, writting about why coursework is crap, writting a letter to someone telling them not to smoke... Blah Blah some of them were option questions and I chose to write about Bullying, why course work is crap and we had to write about the smoking letter.
My work consisted of rydw i'n, dydw i ddim and about every basic piece of welsh you learn in year 9 , I couldn't remember anything about well, anything over the past two years (Y)and guess what, Im in set 1 for welsh ?!?! how I seriously do not know.

Just adding onto a bit before I forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRSTY , 16 TODAY!

Ok back on topic I dont do well in exams, I finished this one in an hour and had the rest of the hour to be bored out of my mind, if im honest I think I fell asleep at one point, What can you do ?!

OOOHH ok I named this "The Shame!" because in exams any slight noise you make everyone hears. My stomach decided to throw a tantrum with half an hour of the exam left an it growled at me in a way that made me jump litterally, I hit the table with my leg and almost knocked my water bottle on the floor. Luckily it wasn't close enough to the edge to fall off, but after that moment of sudden releif I realised nearly everyone in the immediate area ( everyone sitting within 2 meters of me) had heard me and saw everything, I think I could have ran out of the hall at that point.

Finally after two agonising hours of welsh running through my brain, we were leaving but the way they seat you in the hall always lands me right in the middle! And my row is always the last to leave, Karma for not revising as much as I should ... Definately!

2 comments:

  1. Remember the Good Ol' game of 'Bogeys' from Dick and Dom in da bungalow?? :') Bet that's great fun in an exam :')

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  2. Aw That would be highly ammusing, but it'd probably be the shartest game in history Ha :) xx

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